Rosesh Ki Kavitayen.....(From Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai)

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Momma ka purse momma ka purse
jaise hospital ki pyaari si koi nurse
purse mein rakha tissue paper karta hai paseene ka ilaaj
aur lipstick ho jaise bhookhe honton ka anaaj
momma ke purse ka hai makhmali sa sparsh
momma ka purse momma ka purse
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Khatar khun khatar khun khatar khun
Sun mere dil ki dhun (Apparently Rosesh is comparing his heart to a car
which has broken down)
Tere pyaar ki oiling mil gayi isey
Toh khatar khun ka ho jaayega gun gun
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In the living room of Sarabhai's.........

Hogi Saahil Bhai ki sagaai...........
Agley mahiney...........
Priya Bhabhi phuli na samaai
Yeah Yeah Yeah...............
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Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari
thodi blessings daan me de do
thodi mamta tumhari
momma ho momma ha...
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Ek Common Man Ko Mili Hai Pari
Jaise Chiku Ke saath Ho Strawberry
Aage Aage Mummy Aur Piche Piche Daddy
Jaise Ho Tom And Jerry
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ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan
badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran
daanton ke liye danta manjan
aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran
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hawa mein hai khushi ki aroma
jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma
say hi to happiness n tata to trauma
jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma
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lagul lagul lagul lagul
laal laal lagul lagul JELLY
jelly ke cabre dancer jaise shareer mein chhupi hai
anjaani ankahee paheli
jelly hai moma ka mann
narm mulayam meetha
pasand hai ise har koi
sangeeta rita mita aneeta
jelly giri zameen par
to awaaz aayi PLUP PLUP PLUP PLUP!
baccha usme haath maare
to sunai deti hai THUP THUP THUP THUP!
jelly par kabhi fungus na lage
uska swaad kabhi bhankas na lage
agar bachani hai hume hamari country...
TO JELLY KO BANANA HOGA HAMARA PRADHAN MANTRI!
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tumhe samjhe toh mujhe bhi samjhana,
kyu hai mera jeevan itna khokla,
jaise koi baasi aur sada hua khaman dhokla....
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aasman mein udd raha hai kabutar .....
Aasman mein udd raha hai kabutar ....
FLUTTER ..... FLUTTER..... FLUTTER......
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Popat Kaka ki atma ka Popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya rey..
Shristi ke sajjan haath se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya rey..(Popat is
name of his kaka who had expired)
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humpty dumpty sat on the 'gaadi'
gadi pe betha tabhi aa gayi dadi
dadi ne kaha aaja mere paas
kyunki gaadi pe bethna is just so middle class
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*Maya Sarabhai ko jeevit shradhaanjali*

Meri moma Maaya Sarabhai,
Yaani Ishwar ki di hui badhaai,
Ishwar ki samjaai hui sachaai,
Ki duniya maaya se hi bani banaai !

Sab kuch hai maaya, yeh sofa yeh kaaya,
Ishwar ne table-cloth bhi hai maaya se banaaya !

Rista bhi maaya, raasta bhi maaya,
Lunch hi nahi, breakfast bhi maaya !

Maaya sophistication ka pratik hai,
Thodi contemporary thodi antique hai, (awesome)
Maaya to hai mamata ka chaaya,
Sara pyaar aata always via maaya !

Maaya hai jeevan ki preyasi,
Maaya hai jaise dining table ki kursi,
Maaya hi dudh, maaya hi lassi,
Phir kaise kahu ki maaya chal basi !!!
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*Teen pair waala kutta...*

Yeh hai teen pair waala kutta,
Isko kabhi bhagaana nahi padta,
Susu karte waqt use pair uthaana nahi padta,
Yeh hai teen pair waala kutta !!!
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Udd ja kaale kaue (crow) , teri kavita hai bundel,
Ek bhi agar aage padha to marunga sandel !!!
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Tugduk tugduk tugduk..
Momma ne bola rosesh..
Ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk.....
Maine peche dekha .....
Look look look look look look....
Momma ne mujhe di ek horse riding ki...
Book book book book book book...!!
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tring baji fone ki ghanti..
usne bola mera naam hai bunty..
fir woh bola namsate maya aunty..
maine bola..i am rosesh..sorry bunty....
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